You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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