if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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