idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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