Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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