my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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