How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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