new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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