you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Did I show you my penis last night?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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