STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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