My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
if only i could text you this smell
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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