brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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