I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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