I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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