Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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