what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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