That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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