Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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