So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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