I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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