no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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