My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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