what if I'm pregnant?
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It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
What a dumb baby whore.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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