Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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