We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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