? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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