just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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