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you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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