She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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