I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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