her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
pop tarts are not kleenex
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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