Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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