He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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