I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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