do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
it hurts more in the daytime
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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