Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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