I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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