16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
