once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
