just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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