she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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