I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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