quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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