I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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