I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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