Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Too much gin, very little bucket
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
