I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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