Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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