My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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