Porn is love you can see.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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