How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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